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[nullificates]

... No!

[chemex]

[SIGH... He'll simply have to find out the Hard Way: asking everyone Dazai knows.]

So you want me to tell you what I know, but you can't even tell me one little thing? Seems kinda unbalanced.

[nullificates]

If it were 'one little thing', do you think your boyfriend and I would have had problems?

[chemex]

[The audacity of this bitch-- He grimaces, because God Akechi would take being called his boyfriend So Badly, but doesn't quite rise to the bait.]

I don't have a boyfriend, but I'll ask around for info from people you've had problems with, I guess.

[nullificates]

Oh, thank God, you'd have had terrible taste if you went that direction!

[chemex]

I have pretty varied tastes on that front, I like to think.

[A bi icon who can and would hold hands with nearly every one of the Thieves.]

Was that all you wanted to ask?

[nullificates]

If none of us are alive in your world, then I can rest assured and easily. I'm fine with it.

[chemex]

[There is so much more to this and Akira is curious, damn it! But alas-- he'll have to rank up this confidant before he can learn more.]

Okay then. Are you sure you don't want your clothes back...?

[nullificates]

Nope, I don't care about them, do what you want.

[chemex]

Gotcha.

[A beat, and:] If I come across anything I didn't know about the Dazai and Sakaguchi in my world, do you want me to let you know?

[nullificates]

Would you, even though I haven't told you a thing? Didn't you call it unbalanced?

[chemex]

It is, a little, but you seem like the type who won't talk to me at all if I don't have something to offer.

[nullificates]

And you want to talk to me why, exactly?

[chemex]

I think you're pretty neat, so far. [Marge Simpson Meme.]

[nullificates]

Ah, why is it that teenagers tend to flock around me? I'm not that neat, but if you say so.

[chemex]

[He scrunches his nose.]

Maybe it's the mysterious thing.

[nullificates]

Or maybe because I don't care much about what you do, but what~ever your pick is!

[chemex]

You're not much older than me, I don't think. But it's definitely the mysterious thing, for me.

[nullificates]

I'm 22, and you........ Are a kiddo!

[chemex]

I'm eighteen!

[nullificates]

Talk to me when you can order a drink legally! Ah, not that I would care? Still, kiddo-faced, kiddo!

[chemex]

You're literally four years older than me.

[nullificates]

You and me walk into a bar-- ah, just me!

[chemex]

I actually work part-time at a bar at home.

[nullificates]

Drink at it?