I haven't even lifted you yet, don't tell me I'm out of shape! [He scoops him right off the bed, thank you, but carefully keeps him at an angle that doesn't quite separate them. This results in a bit of awkward waddling to get them to the bathroom, but it's for good reason.] This is gonna feel really awful, I just know it. [And sure enough, when he pulls his hips back as he sets Goro down on the lip of the tub-- yeah, that's an awful schlorping sensation and Goro probably proceeds to not-quite-shit semen into the tub, but such is why Akira brought them here to establish this wildly unsexy aspect of sexytimes, so he can reestablish sexytimes in due time.] Eugh, yep, that will never get less awful.
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