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[nullificates]

Were-tiger! Your age!

[chemex]

Were-tiger.

[A few minutes pass.]

...Were-tiger?? Like werewolf, but a tiger??

[nullificates]

Mhm-mhm! White tiger!

[chemex]

Sounds kinda fake, but you're named after a dead author, so stuff is clearly Weird somewhere between our timelines.

[nullificates]

Again, I'm not named after any dead author. I'm me.

[chemex]

Yeah, but to me. You'd probably write really weird books.

[nullificates]

I've never written a book in my life.

[chemex]

Probably a good thing.

[nullificates]

I'm great with words?! How dare you?!

[chemex]

Wow, then I guess you'd better become an author!

[nullificates]

Fuck! No! ♡

[chemex]

Wow then I guess you're not that great then!

[nullificates]

Neither are you!

(????????)

[chemex]

I'm not the one gloating about being great with words and refusing to write novels, man.

[nullificates]

Some people's wordsmithing don't revolve around novels, Akiddo-kun.

[chemex]

You actually sound like more of a teenager than I think I have this whole conversation.

[nullificates]

I'm youthful.

[chemex]

And arguing with a teenager.

[nullificates]

Is this arguing?

[chemex]

Sure seems like it.

[nullificates]

We're not arguing. About what, anyway?

[chemex]

Word prowess and writing novels.

[nullificates]

Boring. Next.

they will simply talk forever if i don't cut them off, i think

[chemex]

Pass, actually, this is way too much talking. Try maybe not breaking my friends' fingers in the future, yeah?

[nullificates]

Keep your non-boyfriend-who-you-have-fist-fights-with in check.