[He shakes his head, still frowning.] No, it was in the RV so it didn't come with me. ...Mona was in my bag, though, so it's rude he didn't get to come al-- oh.
[His hands sure are on a fine pair of tiddies now. He looks like he's been handed the meaning of life, abruptly, and carefully shifts his hands to cup them, immediately drumming his fingers to watch them wobble and grinning like an absolute fool.] Absolutely no fair, these look like so much fun to own. You get to look at these all the time!
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[His hands sure are on a fine pair of tiddies now. He looks like he's been handed the meaning of life, abruptly, and carefully shifts his hands to cup them, immediately drumming his fingers to watch them wobble and grinning like an absolute fool.] Absolutely no fair, these look like so much fun to own. You get to look at these all the time!